There is a ‘new’ breed of woman that has surfaced that must be identified. With the onslaught of “Reality” television, this amazing hybrid keeps rearing her (at times) ugly head. Introducing the So·phis·tə·ra·chet (noun,adjective) …
Definition of sophistirachet (woman):
1: a woman of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially, and otherwise) and worldly breeding; fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest strip club songs, updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs and conversant in the tongue of hoochie mama.
2: a high-class individual who is open to incorporating low-brow tendencies in to her persona for momentary enjoyment.
3: an otherwise brilliant woman but, for some reason, is a Blackberry owner who, at times, is puzzled by touch screen mobile technology.
4: she is a “Vision of Love” and can (Nicki Minaj voice) “raah, raah!” like a “Dungeon Dragon.”
5: she is multilingual, speaking several UN-recognized languages; she is an expert in a tongue that will never be heard at a General Assembly: rachatese.
EDITOR’S SIDE NOTE: Admittedly this would be me. Judge me if you wanna *wink*. We can just add this onto the list that includes ‘boughetto’, chicken head’, ‘basic bitch, ‘boss lady’, and ‘five star bitch’ . Why don’t men get tagged as frequently as women?